"mod it til it breaks" is probably the best and most accurate slogan i have ever heard for the skyrim community it’s great
*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor
I wouldn’t have a fucking fridge if my apartment didn’t come with one. Notice how those fucking pricks put the word poor in quotation marks.
This makes me so fucking mad.
"97% of poor households have beds!! and 100% of them have roofs!!!"
at a hella cool castle
the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons
the bridesmaids were elf maidens
the court jester and town crier were there
the cakes were gorgeous
luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)
the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature
unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem